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Bean jokes very funny

Sir: What is the difference between Orange and Apple?*
Bean: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

Bean bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

BEAN : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend : Really, what is he studying?
BEAN : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

BEAN : If I die, will you remarry?
Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
BEAN : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

BEAN complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house
Police : 'How the thief did not take TV?'
BEAN : 'I was watching news...'

BEAN comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'

BEAN : I think that girl is deaf..
Friend : How do you know?
BEAN : I told her "I Love you", but she said her Sandals are new

Friend : I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
BEAN : Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world?
Teacher : How?
BEAN : Bcoz it is Black & White

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is the 3rd time you are coming to court..
Bean to judge: You are coming daily to court, don't you have shame?

Bean attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager : Do you know MS Office?
Bean : If you give me the address I will go there sir.

Teacher : "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Bean : "All are born on government holidays...!!!

Bean : Miss, you called to my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Bean : Yesterday I saw in my mobile-1 Miss Call".

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